Laughter Club!

This world is a stage and we are the actors! Very aptly,Shakespere has compared this world to a stage and all of us as the actors. What I have further realised is that the script or the story of this play is left upto you to interpret! Lately however it has dawned on me that however serious a situation is I find a comic angle to it! Not that I am intentionally trying this,but I guess I'm just adapting to the stressful life of an average urban Indian!

The last week has been a helarious Act of this theatre of life!Some of the incidents have kind of stayed with me. I will narrate the precise moments,try to visualize them!

Uh...You Think That Looks Sexy?
It was a sunny afternoon. One of those "pre-lab" times in college. Was in a classroom with three other classmates. One of them played with a chalk and a duster. The chalk dust flew in my hair and nostrils and eyes! "Nevermind" I thought to myself. The second classmate furiously debated with me,arguing that Mahabharat was Mahabharata and not Mahabharat(right,as if it would make any difference!). No,this was'nt that funny either. The third guy, dressed in a lustrous red shirt and tempting,silk black pants and those deadly moves (I hope the sarcasm has come across!!) practiced Marshall Arts Kathas right behind me!!!!!(!!!!!). I was not ready to look at him but what the hell(??) with what he was doing behind me all my body parts had started functioning as eyes!!!!

I Have A Boyfriend!!
I have a monsterous test tomorrow. I have not opened my books yet. I furiously write my assignments.I feel like Lord Krishna is going on providing the sheets like he was providing the cloth to Draupadi!!(Just incase you are confused...I was copying the assignment!!) A very old friend of mine gives me a phone call. I am too tensed to talk about anything right now. We talk for around 15minutes. Then comes the real blow! "I am going around with someone" she suddenly says,before my brain totally deciphers this(yeah I know I am a little slow!!) I can hear her cell phone ringing. She keeps me on hold! I am holding my breath as well!! "yeah just wait for a second" I can hear her say these words to the person on her cell and she immediately pops into the phone again.
"Guess who" she says,
"XYZ?" I say(the name is hidden for privacy purposes,lolzz!!)
"You guessed it right" she says "Listen I'l speak to you later ok?"
"Yeah bye" I say and the telephone line immediately dies out!!!!
I thought only I was getting a "Garfieldish" attitude towards life! I thank God that she prefered calling me up rather than scrapping on orkut!!!

Toe Van!
This one is the best!! It was just a spilt second but had the greatest impact! I was walkin home. Everything seemed normal. I saw a toe van that had toed a red Santro. I felt pity for the owner! We(i.e. myself and the toe van) progressed towards one another. Now we were right beside one another and guess what! The car had two around twelve year old guys still in it!!!!!!!!!!(!!!!!).

What you did not find any of the above funny??(hahaha!!! that just adds one more incident to my list!! Please visualize the Yahoo Messenger smili rolling on the floor with laughter!!)